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Masturbation's safer

Posted by: Kevin Dempsey ( Canada ) on April 08, 1999 at 13:20:31:

In Reply to: Its ALL bad. Deal with it. posted by Deep Daddio Nine on April 07, 1999 at 10:33:37:

Daddio: "Its meant PRIMARILY for pissing and conceiving... the further you move away from the more obvious functions of the thing, the closer you move toward uncertainty and the greater the odds are that you are violating laws of nature for which a price will be reaped."

Kevin: By that logic, "natural" is a term which is to be arranged hierarchically. The most natural uses are those which are most common, and all other uses are less natural and therefore inferior. By this logic, sex of any kind is less natural than pissing, which we do more often. Or perhaps you're a really studly chap with a big bladder, who gets it on more than most, and therefore it's the pissing that's unnatural and deviant. Or am I missing something else? Are there necessarily TWO uses for each body part? Therefore, the most natural uses of our noses would be breathing and smelling, so snot is not natural. Let's see, for our mouths, eating and breathing come first, so spitting, biting our nails, and kissing are unnatural and freakish, right? Am I getting it? Hmmm... hands... hands... hands are for picking fruits and digging in the dirt, so scratching, throwing rocks, wiping sweat, and feeling around are all going to send our hands to hell. Excuse the sarcasm, but your reasoning leaves me dizzy.

Daddio: "I don’t find oral sex between opposite sex couples offensive at all unless they insist upon doing it right in front of me while I’m trying to have dinner with my family."

Well, you answered my question by not answering the question. I asked you if oral sex between a man and a woman (either way) is more or less offensive than oral sex between two men or two women. I presume from this that oral sex between same sex couples offends you more than oral sex between opposite sex couples. For this, you cannot offer me an argument using your earlier (confused) logic. I assume this is why you skirted around the question.

As for masturbation being addictive, I figure it's the orgasm that's addictive. The only reason masturbation seems addictive is that we are our own most reliable lovers. If wacking off can lead to health problems (something I would imagine is fairly uncommon), frequent sex with any partner is many, many times more dangerous. Does that stop you?


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