Hey, children, I bet you all were the ones who always ended recess crying that kickball was "unfair". Get with it!1) We really can't have thugs like Serbia disrupting Europe. Even if there's a 1% chance that their little scruffle will spread into a broader war, we can't risk having the European market disrupted like that.
2) Both sides (Serbia & Kosovo) are guilty of acting like monsters. Who cares if we bomb either!
3) Military action is good training, and serves to keep our all-volunteer military at a peak level.
4) Serbia's made the US (alright, made Bill Clinton) look like a pathetic pansy for too long. Finally we're showing some cajones!
I'd write more, but I'm getting hungry for a burger...
