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I am feeling playful.

Posted by: David ( The Bourgeois Center for Wife Swapping, USA (the freesest wife swapping nation on earth!) ) on October 06, 1999 at 11:56:39:

In Reply to: Ladies, Mr. Marx... posted by Frenchy on October 04, 1999 at 10:49:25:

: Our bourgeois, not content with having the wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other's wives.

: Bourgeois marriage is in reality a system of wives in common and thus, at the most, what Communists might possibly be reproached with, is that they desire to introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed, an openly legalized community of women. For the rest, it is self-evident that the abolition of the present system of production must bring with it the abolition of the community of women springing from that system, ie, of prostitution both public and private.

Oh my! You have uncovered the horrible, hideous secret that all of us bourgeois men carry with us; we swap our wives!

It is perfectly understable though, you see, after a long day of exploiting the common worker and sustaining my monopoly, I need an outlet for my stress. But you see though, that as a decadent bourgeois [chauvinist] pig one woman is just not enough. No, I need many women. I established a trading agreement with my fellow monopolists to swap wives. Naturally we kept the proletariat families out of this.

I usually do not engage in these sorts of responses and disregard posts such as these, however, tonight I am feeling playful.

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