Bravo, Doc! Your case is stated with biting and requisite condescension. I bow at your mastery of piercing prose.
Recognizing that debate consists of more than sharp wit, I loved your post which underscored yet one more reason to have a job - any job. Perhaps work occupies the mind sufficient to preclude one from grinding his gears in a paradigm speed shift. If a guy is smart, wisdom will attenuate the reckless meandering of his mind. If a guy is smart but not wise, his attentions can be captive to all manner of mischief.
Get a hair cut!
Find a job!
Dad was right.