: No, really! Grimace is alive and doing very well! I saw him in the Geology building at the University of Wyoming. I was leaving my Structural Geology class, and I saw him roughing-up the Mountain Dew machine because it stole his quarters......Grimace has been conspiculously absent in recent years. This is because the children he is intended for have a nasty habit of mistaking Grimace for Barney, the purple dinosaur! What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
Did you hear about the Kmart grand opening in Corpus Christi, Texas, USA, earlier this decade? Amone the festivities was someone dressed as Barney. Two older boys, about twelve years old, beat the holy hell out of him (or her, since the performer wearing the costume was a woman)! Her jaw was broken! This could be hazardous to Grimace.
I love you, you love me...
Hugh Morris
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