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Grimace is a violent bastard!!!
Posted by: Chandra Hehr ( USGS, United States of America ) on November 14, 1998 at 12:18:12:
O.K., I have something to say about our "jolly purple friend"! I saw Grimace smoking pot behind the Kappa Kappa Gamma house at the University of Wyoming. He looked fairly down, so I approached him to see if he needed comforting. I must have startled him, because he dropped his joint and set himself on fire! I didn't know he was so flammable!!! Anyway, I helped him put the fire out. Did he thank me? Hell no!!! He pushed me off the curb, and said: "outta my way, bizznitch!" I ended up breaking my foot from the fall. Do you want this evil thing greeting our children at McDonald's????
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