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Mc Donalds now has secret memos on how to deal with such situations

In Reply to: Everybody has a right to eat what they want when they want it posted by dilbert on February 12, 1999 at 16:26:14:

Stink bombs don't work so well, and i suspect that Mc Donalds now has secret memos on how to deal with such situations. For instance in the Mc Donalds near me, thery have a special aerosol that kills all smells because they have been prone to numerous stink bomb attacks.
Another good way to turn people off is to dress up as death, the children really go for this, and order a meal and then just sit, staring and crying over it. People will begin asking questions in no time, however, be prepared to be asked -nae make that forced to leave.
I once paint bombed a mc donalds store manager. He chased after me with his umbrella, luck for me he'd eaten too many big Macs however, and i got away.

Follow Ups:

• Vala, don't you have anything better to do... Mike Bacon Bo Roberts smokes Howard Stern, TX USA February 17 1999 (8)
  • I AGREE with mike. CHRIS SCOTLAND February 17 1999 (7)
    • I'm shaking in my boots, I really am. vala February 18 1999 (6)
      • oh woman, woman.... drive thru girl February 19 1999 (0)
      • Who said anything about 'being macho'? Mike Bacon Bo Roberts on the air, TX USA February 19 1999 (4)
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          • Non violent? Hugh Morris music plays as Stern enters the arena... USA February 24 1999 (0)
          • Stink bombs and vandalism is not exactly 'non-violent' Mike Bacon Eat at BBQ Bob's, North TX USA February 24 1999 (1)
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