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Cow impregnation is mechanized, too!
Posted by: Hugh Morris ( Howard Stern for President, USA ) on March 16, 1999 at 18:10:39:
In Reply to: Hell Mcfly posted by Dark Truth on March 16, 1999 at 14:11:08:
: Humans have created an ecosystem of producing animals for food. You are right we would stop farming them. The bulls would just start impreganting many many cows at a time w/o any supervision.
Well, in any given moment, a single bull can impregnate exactly one cow on his own. That's why, on a modern farm, the bulls are jerked off, and the semen collected. Using a device similar to the one McDonalds uses to dispense Big Mac sauce, the semen is then injected into several cows instead of one. I don't know how the cows feel about it, but the bulls get to the point that they recognize the fellow who jerks them off, and come tight to him when he enters the pen.
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