: : : : I heard that McDonalds use different people to dress up as Ronald McDonald. Is this appalling lack of respect for its customers true??
: : : Don't be ridiculous! Next you'll be trying to tell me there is no Santa Claus!!!
: : And that the Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck you see at Disney World are just actors dressed up! (Shurely not true?)
: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore! I think I'm going to kill myself now before I find out any more of my heroes are not real!!!
Q: Who really is Ronald McDonald?
A: Adolf Hitler.
Research the Nazi Party and you will discover its similarities with McD's.