: I think Mcdonalds should consider changing mascot from the stupid clown to a cute cartoon like cow. The cow could walk around the restaurant and just smile and be thrilled that everyone inside is consuming one of his own. The kids would love it!
That happened once, in a restaurant situated at the end of the universe. I think the cow recommended its rump as being particularly succulent. Arthur Dent was not impressed.
McSpotlight: I think Kevin Smith has Mooby the Cow (Corp.) pretty sewn up, as it happens...