: : : Hi, I'm a lawyer and Alison I'm sorry to say my love you're wrong, legally and factually.
: : Those opening 4 words should serve as a caution to everyone! Bit
: : like saying "Hi! I'm a used car salesman. Trust me!"!
: NOT A MATH'S TEACHER THEN FRANK? - I COUNT EIGHT WORDS.
Paul, I know you're a lawyer so you may not be able to count in numbers lower than in the thousands, but really, the first 8 words of what you originally said would stop in the middle of a sentence.
The first 4 however say something very clear. 'Hi I'm a lawyer".
As Frank says - approach with caution!