Sing it sister!!!
Lazy teens? Smoking pot? On the toilet? Get a life? Another original contribution to this melting pot of both intelligent, useful, constructive comments and innane, unthinking, ungrammatical ramblings (English as second language contributors excused of course (not from being innane or unthinking)). I think we all know which category one particular recent posting falls into.
Lazy teens? You should start with an easier target. How about a racial minority?
(I'm not sure, but aren't McD workers in Australia automatically in some sort of general service industry union? I know that they have automatic superannuation.)