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You must think we were born yesterday
In Reply to: I've got a pretty good idea!!:) posted by Leon Tsimbas on June 30, 1998 at 19:12:49:
You're not the first to think this scam is your own little secret, and neither will you be the last. We've sacked more people for building a bank than we care to remember. The managers in your store must be complete shit for brains if they aren't on your case. Maybe they're on the take too. The best buzz is catching a smeg head who is building the bank in the cash drawer itself, just keeping track of it with mental arithmatic. It's so easy, just check the cash in their till while they're on their break - the computer gives you sales to the nearest £. Then you simply remove the surplus cash. When the poor unsuspecting thief comes back onto the till, tell him you're going to cash up his till so he can do a cleaning job. Once you've told him this, vanish off the floor for a few minutes, giving him the time to remove his ill gotten gains. Then you go back, cash up the till- with him present of course- and OH NO THE TILL'S DOWN £XXX. It's priceless, to see the puzzled expression on their faces. Then you can discipline them or whatever, pop the £XXX back in later in time for the cash drop, and the bank they have built becomes the stores property again. SIMPLE- and so cool, they know you know what they're up to, but are probably glad not to be prosecuted, and so shit scared they'll never do it again.