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If they don't pay you enough (as they don't)

Posted by: An Ex-McDummy ( Sweden ) on June 17, 1999 at 13:48:18:

In Reply to: If they don't pay you... posted by Eric on May 26, 1999 at 19:07:59:

If they don't pay you enough (as they don't) do as I did- steal everything that's possible to take with minimum risk to ever get caught.

Some good things to take are:

- washing liquids
(you can use 'em at home)

- clothes
(the McD uniform HAS some camp-humor value, wear it in Halloween:-)

- Discount coupons

- Free burger coupons
(they're behind manager, so you'll have to figure a way to snatch them)

- Drink all the soda you can

- If you eat at work (I wouldn't), take your break at the busiest time and "forget" to pay for your meal. They won't notice in most cases.

- Figure out a "creative way" to use the punchclock (sic!)

- DON'T EVER STEAL MONEY! (You'll get caught)

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