: McDonald's Fast Food Job Application:
: This is an actual job application someone submitted at a
: McDonald's fast-food establishment
ACTUALLY... it's a joke job application I wrote for my humor web site in 1997. It never mentioned fast food or McDonalds. Those bits got added as it's been passed around *endlessly* in the intervening years.
A quick search of Altavista finds it on 262 different web pages as of Nov 18, 1999. Only a very few even note that I'm a real person.