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Re: You deserve a break today

Posted by: Adam Weishaupt IX ( Happyclown Inc., Canada ) on August 21, 1996 at 11:36:44:

In Reply to: You deserve a break today posted by I hate clowns that lie to children on May 16, 1996 at 16:28:46:

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> You deserve a break today
> come on and get it now
> Shove a Big Mac down your throat
> Sacrifice another cow!

> Billions and billions of customers served
> Says the famous golden arches sign
> That means millions and millions animals killed
> On the slaughterhouse assembly line!

> Yes, you deserve a break today
> So come and bring a large towel
> To wipe your hands from blood
> Of butchered cows, pigs and fowl!

> Let the little children know
> What McDonald's would like to hide
> That the hamburgers they sell
> Are animals that once were alive!

> Grown in McDonald's hamburger patches
> So their deceitful story goes
> No mention of the suffering animals
> Their anguish, pain and woes!

> Ronald is their happy clown of joy
> Enticing unaware girls and boys
> With super exciting sales and pitches
> And rewards of McDonald's toys!

> He is a well known character
> Who's job is very slick
> In deceiving all the children
> He only makes them sick!

> Come over to McDonaldland
> Where you'll have so much fun
> You can play on slides and swings
> And look at smiling hamburger buns

> Come over to McDonaldland
> For happy burgers, shakes and fries
> That clog up your arteries
> and slowly make you die!

> They brainwash the little kids
> With big money promotional hype
> On the radio and the television
> All day long and into the night

> In so many countries around the world
> McDonald's is spreading like flies
> Massive amounts of clever advertising
> Feeding you so much garbage and lies!

> They spend millions and millions
> To hide their corrupt and evil ways
> Selling unhealthful food and drinks
> And convincing the public to pay!

> Then they donate money to "charity"
> To treat the children with cancer
> But are harmful drugs and surgery
> Really the correct and only answer?

> Fast food, poison treats, chemical feasts
> Coca cola and grease-soaked french fries
> The more junk food and carcasses sold
> The quicker the unaware people will die!

> Faster, faster, faster food
> Which leads to more and more
> Cancer, stroke, and heart disease
> Watch your blood presure soar!

> They're cutting down the rainforests
> To make more destructive grazing land
> So we can have more wasteful meat
> While taking grain from starving hands!

> Making lots and lots of money
> No matter how it's earned
> McDonald's must turn a profit
> Fro their corporation concerns!

> Watch out for your neighborhood
> McDonald's is moving in real soon
> Bringing all their styrofoam trash
> And Ronald, the smiling buffoon!

> Their conspiracy is written all over
> The sickening bloody golden arches signs
> As you all begin to learn the truth
> You too can read between the lines!

> Millions of animals murdered and sold
> Don't they deserve a break today?
> From McDonald's houses of death
> We should stay far far away!

What's this fuss is all about,
"Millions here and millions there",
Nothing really that dramatic,
Cows are dumb and they don't care.
This is their very purpose,
To be eaten by the men, and
The McDonald's famous burgers,
Have very little meat in them.
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But to satisfy the rest,
We introduce our very best,
Bilder Burger - very rich,
VEGETARIAN SANDWICH!!!
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