"You heard McDonald's told us to get off their pavement, so we wrote to Wandsworth Council and asked them, and guess what? They told a McFib."
"Well I've been banned by McDonald's,
Yeah McDonald's won't give me any service,
Oh I've been banned by McDonald's,
Yeah McDonald's won't give me any service yeah,
Well, I'm gonna have my aching heart broken,
If I can't get my filet-o-fish.
I love your food Ronald and I need some right now.
I need some meat, I need to eat some dead cow.
Oh need some french fries and I need them quick
I need some food with nourishment, not stuff to make me sick.
Ronald McDonald, oh Ronald
I love you, I love you Ronald