- Creative Writing -Bathroom Birthday.....In Reply to: Grimace is evil posted by Edi Winkler on January 24, 1997 at 01:37:10:
I was 12 years old, a little old to be having my birthday at McDonalds, but it was my grandmothers idea so I went along with it. Then out of the goodness of my heart came the evil that is the imbodyment of the humen evil greatly concentrated. GRIMACE!!!!! He was the special guest and yet he seemed drunk and unruly, after eating my cake, flirting with my grandmother, and puking in the ball-pit I thought it could not get any worse. But I was wrong ,so wrong.... Then with an evil shine in his dull black eyes, he said to me "I think the Birthday boy has to go potty" I told him no, but he did not listen (he has no ears). So he draged me into the bathroom, but it wastn;t the bath room it was the broom closet, and all his Mc-friends were there. The Hamburgler was stealing "ham" from Ronald, and yet it is not stealing unless it is not against ones will. He put me in hand cuffs and just stared at me for an hour, while her almost made a fry-kid bald with all the hevy petting he was preforming on the thing, and well to make a long story even longer, he let me go, and told me to tell no one or he would kill my family, wait a second I just seen a flash of Purple, ndaosfinvaa None.
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