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You deserve a break today

Posted by: I hate clowns that lie to children on May 16, 1996 at 16:28:46:


You deserve a break today
come on and get it now
Shove a Big Mac down your throat
Sacrifice another cow!

Billions and billions of customers served
Says the famous golden arches sign
That means millions and millions animals killed
On the slaughterhouse assembly line!

Yes, you deserve a break today
So come and bring a large towel
To wipe your hands from blood
Of butchered cows, pigs and fowl!

Let the little children know
What McDonald's would like to hide
That the hamburgers they sell
Are animals that once were alive!

Grown in McDonald's hamburger patches
So their deceitful story goes
No mention of the suffering animals
Their anguish, pain and woes!

Ronald is their happy clown of joy
Enticing unaware girls and boys
With super exciting sales and pitches
And rewards of McDonald's toys!

He is a well known character
Who's job is very slick
In deceiving all the children
He only makes them sick!

Come over to McDonaldland
Where you'll have so much fun
You can play on slides and swings
And look at smiling hamburger buns

Come over to McDonaldland
For happy burgers, shakes and fries
That clog up your arteries
and slowly make you die!

They brainwash the little kids
With big money promotional hype
On the radio and the television
All day long and into the night

In so many countries around the world
McDonald's is spreading like flies
Massive amounts of clever advertising
Feeding you so much garbage and lies!

They spend millions and millions
To hide their corrupt and evil ways
Selling unhealthful food and drinks
And convincing the public to pay!

Then they donate money to "charity"
To treat the children with cancer
But are harmful drugs and surgery
Really the correct and only answer?

Fast food, poison treats, chemical feasts
Coca cola and grease-soaked french fries
The more junk food and carcasses sold
The quicker the unaware people will die!

Faster, faster, faster food
Which leads to more and more
Cancer, stroke, and heart disease
Watch your blood presure soar!

They're cutting down the rainforests
To make more destructive grazing land
So we can have more wasteful meat
While taking grain from starving hands!

Making lots and lots of money
No matter how it's earned
McDonald's must turn a profit
Fro their corporation concerns!

Watch out for your neighborhood
McDonald's is moving in real soon
Bringing all their styrofoam trash
And Ronald, the smiling buffoon!

Their conspiracy is written all over
The sickening bloody golden arches signs
As you all begin to learn the truth
You too can read between the lines!

Millions of animals murdered and sold
Don't they deserve a break today?
From McDonald's houses of death
We should stay far far away!



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