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Posted by: Sierra ( Union of the Sophist Socialists, Australia ) on September 06, 1999 at 12:49:34:

Must I remember? why, she would hang around here,
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on; and yet, within a month,
Let me not think on 't: Corporate Deathburger, thy name is Ronald!
A little month; or ere those shoes were old
With which she follow'd my poor shop keeper's body,
Like Niobe, all tears; why she, even she, -
O God! a beast, that lacks discource of reason,
Would have stay'd longer, - united with mine enemy,
My own friend, but no more like my shop keeper
Than I to Hercules: within a month,
Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
She purchased. O! most wicked speed, to post
With such dexterity to saturated beef.
It is not nor it cannot come to good;
But break, my heart, for I cannot hold my tongue!

What the McCafe has done to Coolum cannot come to any good. It has been there a little over a year now, and no-one ever visits any of the other 20 or so food shops on the same street. Fish and Chip Stores were the first to suffer, with their wholesome burgers being the price of a Big Mac Value Meal. Even though their chips were far better value, why walk so far just to get a few more? Death to Ronald. May he rot in fatty hell. This chain store massacre has ruined every town it has visited, killing off local competitors in one greasy sundae. To think that convenience could outweigh friendliness. The intangible killing off the intangible, with nothing to stop it simply because of the lifestyles we lead.

You say that you hate Mc Donald's. Why then do you eat it? People I know, who promote certain values only when it suites them, and then don't give a second thought when they contradict them. It makes me sick to see a "vegetarian McHater" eating a Big Mac, and having the nerve to say hello. Lies and deceit, death and Ronald. Betrayal is to air as saturated fat is to McDonald's. Death to the corporate deathburger, destroying the proletarian with it's death ray sundaes. Who is there to defend the small business owner against the multinational giants? Shut up shop. Is there any other solution?

I cannot begin to tell you how much I have grown to hate Ronald in the past few months. He ripped me off an IBM Aptiva, called me a cheating bitch, forced a friend of mine to shut up shop, tried to convince me that the McChick was healthy, and then had the nerve to put beetroot in their bourgeois burgers. The beetroot alone really pisses me off. Not only does Ronald control the fast food industry, but he's trying to become an Australian when he's trying to kill the rest of us off. Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they could kill Ronald multiple times and it would still give them pleasure with each stab & twist?

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McSpotlight: If you're going to rip off Hamlet, it's best to make sure you don't break the iambics up ;)


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