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Ronald McDonald the child-molesting clown
Posted by: Luke Kuhn ( Utopian Anarchist Party, USA ) on September 22, 1997 at 20:55:07:
If we want to reduce the popularity of McMaggots among elementary-school age children(11 and younger) and TOTALLY blunt the clown ads, I would suggest a campaign that would protray the clown as a leering child-rapist hanging onto the fence outside every playground, school, etc. After all, a burger loaded with E. Coli or Mad Cow disease will do a child far more damage than some seedy sexual encounter in the woods behind the school could ever dream of. In fact, in the case of Mad Cow disease, all but the most brutal of rapists would do less damage.
This also ties into the fact that McDonalds is a corporate rapist of the earth(especially in Latin America, with the Rainforest Beef Connection), and of the economy,so why not protray the clown as a rapist? Since the clown's job is to attract children, therefore he is a child-rapist!
I originally though this would be the way to neutralize Joe Camel(a leering, stinking camel in a raincoat at the elementary school) but I think it would work FAR better on Ronald McDonald than on Joe Camel.
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