- McDonald's -
Annoying customers and why I am annoyed with their stupidity
I work drive through because it is easy less interaction with people, quicker, and you get a little space to breath between people that blow smoke in your face, hot-boxed cars, and rude people that think because you work at McDoanld's that your IQ is so where between ten and can't finish a complete thought with out help from the aliens that inplanted that chip when I was eight. Oh and the fact that people assume that I can't hear or that I can serve breakfast or lunch when ever it is ordered. And "can I have that fresh" is that what you said or did you say you want the old non-fresh food we made a MAXIMUM of ten minutes ago. And since when do we have an option of dark or light meat chicken McNuggets? Sure you can "BIGGY" size that as soon as we move three blocks down the road, change our name to Burger King, and install microwaves and smear catup on the ways. "Hello are you there", if I wasn't resonding, that would mean A) you aren't talking to me and you are exercising your voice or you like to hear yourself talk (B) I would rather surround myself with intellecually stimmulating persons (C) I still can't figure why I am here and why everytime I wear this headband thing that is also attached to my waist that I assume is there for an uncommfortable reminder that I lost my best friend's really awesome headband with yellow flowers attached, in second grade and am still not trustworthy and I am uncapable of comprehending the voices I hear are not satan arguing with my acoholic/drug abusing father about the number codes for bathroom humor is consisting numbers 1-3 and coke and the fact beer does come from a plant with roots, but unless in an Indiana Jones movies the roots are not commonly served with beer.