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No waiters, no tipping, and free napkins!
Posted by: Hugh Morris ( Beetlejuice and Gary The Retard, USA ) on January 25, 19100 at 10:45:42:
In Reply to: A Family Restaurant? posted by Andrea on January 20, 19100 at 11:45:53:
Andrea: In my two and a half years at McDonalds I have successfully resuscitated a heroin overdose victim in my car park, had a drug-realted death occur in my dining room and have been subjected to armed robbery. And you call this a family restaurant?
Hugh: That's pretty good. It makes my experiences of puddles of drunken vomit in the parking lot, fellatio in the bathrooms, donnybrooks among customers and employees, grafitti on every imaginable surface, and the homeless man who froze to death on the doorstep pale in comparison. When customers complained about the lousy service, I'd sometimes hand them an employment application, and ask: "Care to help us out?" I never got any takers, and only occasionally got cursed out for my trouble.