Big kids, little kids, old kids, young kids, real kids, pretend kids, wise kids and silly kids. All kids are welcome. "Lots of fun, for everyone", as Ronald McDonald would say.

What's wrong with McDonald's?

• McDonald's food is NOT healthy
• Farm animals are NOT well cared for or happy
• McDonald's DON'T care about the environment
• McDonald's workers work very hard for little money
• McDonald's give free toys to make children buy more food

But enough of all that, let's have some fun.