contrary to popular belief, clowns do not eat people. in fact, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.
come on now, we all know what a big mac really looks like. and we all know that you can't believe every thing you see on tv. please tell me i am not wrong in believing that the majority of people can separate tv from real life?
you do realize that it is not possible for a cyote to be crushed by a boulder and still be okay to contunue scheming after a road runner in a matter of seconds, don't you?
if so, than how can you expect to find a fresh, steaming, juicey burger, topped with crisp lettuce on a fluffy bun when you unwrap a foil sandwich wrap?
i'm not trying to stand up for mcd's, don't get me wrong, i'm not that passionate about a fast food joint, i just think we need to trust our god-given brains and abilities to make good judgement calls before we trust what we encounter on our tv's.