: Since that has already happened (the state prison part) I'd probably feel right at home and could feel nostalgic about my twenties. McDonald's served McMeals in one corporate prison I was in. Most of us felt like starving at that point. So much for freedom of choice and those starving children on the outside.
Your cold cynicism sends chills up my spine (but what can you expect from a convict like yourself). You would have made a successful executive with this kind of crappy attitude; thank god they locked you up instead. As for McD's executives, they deserve to be locked up alongside miserable scum like youself.