: I know Einstein was, so maybe all the really smart people are 'reds'.
Einstein was a veggie, too, ergo...
But back to the bit about all smart people being reds. Sadly, there are plenty of smart people who ain't red. Henry "Vhat, am I a var criminal?" Kissinger comes to mind immediately. However, I think you'll like this quote: I believe it was John Locke who said, "Not all conservatives are stupid people, but all stupid people are conservative."
Ba da bing, ba da boom, I'm outta here!